The stupid question with the smart answers ( I )

BOY:May i hold your hand?
GIRL:NO thanks,it isn't heavy.


GIRL:Say you love me!Say you love me!
BOY:You love me...


GIRL:If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY:Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL:I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY:Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY:Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY:I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL:How soon??


BOY:I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL:Yes,but would you stay there??


SHARON:Have you ever had a hot passionate,burning kiss??
TRACY:I did once.He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN:You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN:Because I'm wild,romantic and exciting?
MAN:NO,because you make me sick.


WIFE:You tell a man something,it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND:You tell a woman something:It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY:John says I'm pretty.Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think Peter?
PETER:A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

H1N1

一天，小明肚子饿了，想吃东西，
所以就到附近的马来档买点吃的。

小明： pak cik ,saya mau H1N1.
小贩：H1N1????
小明：ya,pak cik.
小贩：apa ni?
小明: hambuger satu nugget satu.
小贩：！·#￥%……—*